No witty ending

Piercings : fourteen. Tattoos : two. Decorative scarring : none. And I currently wear only two little silver hoops. One through each tragus. You know, that seemingly useless node that partially obstructs the ear. I have outgrown the tribal thing. Not that I was ever a member of a tribe, or even a clan. Fast forward to the beginning of Spring Term. The Survival Kit coupon book came out. I scanned through it, tearing out the coupons that I might use. Probably won't, but might. One caught my eye. "Groups of three or more people each receive $10 piercings!" What a marketing approach! I thought about it. Not seriously mind you. I couldn't think of two other people who would do it. That's it.