I can't write this stuff!

At each Special Olympics Oregon state games that end each of the three sports seasons, there is a dinner, a dance, and other special activities. The 2008 Fall Games will be no exception. I have copied and pasted the schedule here, just for you Dear Reader. Especially for you Dear Reader. (For whom else?) Some things don't require any commentary to bring out irony. This is no exception. It's probably for the best there won't be cholesterol screening.

Saturday, November 22
4:30PM to 7:00PM Chicken Dinner provided by KFC
4:30PM to 9:00PM Health Promotions & OSU/OHSU Pharmacology BP & Diabetes Screenings
5:30PM to 9:00PM Dance